Hey Dorkasses.

Yes.  I am alive.  I am currently running from the law.  Some people seem to believe that I killed the pope.  Right now, I'm somewhere in China.  Maybe it's Chinatown.  I don't know.  I'm not very good with Geography.  Well...it's time to go. 

Fuck the World.

-The Heeb

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So I was feeling bad about myself again today, and I just thought of this old musician I used to love.  I bought most of this guys tapes, and even pants that looked like the ones he wore.  I'm not going to name any names to protect this "tool".  Anyway, he was on top of the world, until he went bankrupt.  You could say noone wanted to "touch that".  Now he's doing some not so "legit" commercials.  One of which he is about 3 inches tall and standing in a mailbox.  I took it for a metaphor of how he felt at that point in time.  After realizing my boyhood guy that I kind of looked up to had sunk so low, I realized that I have much further to drop to be in that kind of pain and anguish.  If I were in a metaphorical mailbox it would have to be pretty big for me to fit in.  And it would have to be pink.  Either it's pink or I'm not getting in!  So choose! What is it? Pink, or nothing at all?  Thank you for letting me vent.

Yours in Jebus,

me

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so i almost hit a cow this evening.  thats the second time.  i think it was the same cow.  cuz i yelled out the window "hey cow!" and he looked at me in this way that just screemed "i know you".  stupid cow.  when i want a good pizza pie i go to jon's on 11th street (i started putting advertisements in my entries). (hopefully someone will see this and give me money) (or a free pizza pie) 

my new motto: life is like an "argyle" sock,  wear it till there's a hole in it then throw it away.  or fill it with nickels©  and throw it at a poor guy.  he'll appreciate the thought and the money.

my other new motto:  when the world gives you lemons, squeeze the juice in the world's eye.  then pee on it or something. 

ya know when you graduate school and all the adults say "just find something you like doing, and find a way to make money from it"?  thats horseshit!  what if you like to be the guy who runs the tilt-a-whirl?  you're pretty much screwed.  of course you probably get free cotton candy and corn on a stick.  so in conclusion the adults were right all along.  don't be such a jerk from now on.